stellavee:

STOP, YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

stellavee:

STOP, YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

stream-space:

lunulata:

No really. Watch this.

Ancient Chinese instrument, the sheng, which originated back in 1,100 BC, and it can perfectly replicate the music in Mario.

It even makes the coin noises.

Fuckin excellent

motifsinthecity:

Until your breathing stops, forever.

motifsinthecity:

Until your breathing stops, forever.

knightedmoose:

fagome:

are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary

favourite pick-up line and it works every time

ellendegeneres:

Ellen’s testing out her new Google Glass(es) that she got on Craigslist. It’s hard to tell, but she may have gotten ripped off.

averypottermormon:

animateglee:

oomshi:

the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both

Well it’s the Bible, not the Straightble, I’m just following the book.

I’M GONNA CRY

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

phlynn:

put my dick between your teeth

dont suck it

its a metaphor

amethyzzle:

mcry:

patrick is a sweet little self conscious flower don’t objectify him that’s so gross and unnecessary u should be using a mathematical formula to measure the size of his heart

#oh look it’s infinite